Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Dear Dishwasher:

Until such time as you shall be replaced by a larger and more efficient model, you shall be referred to as Dish Sanitizer. I find it rude and offensive that while I perform the dish washing duties, your title diminishes my time and efforts in performing this task. I decree that you shall be revoked of your title and live forever in shame.

3 comments:

L&M said...

are you talking about brian or the actual appliance?

DeWitts said...

Yeah... Brian's on an 8 year sabbatical as the dishwasher and laundry doer. He's now moved on to pool filter cleaner.

becky d said...

Hmm..sounds a little like our dishwasher. Allan keeps telling me that NONE of the dishes are coming out clean, yet when I ask him to just wipe off anything still dirty - they all seem to be just fine. I guess Allan is in part, my dishwiper.